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American global coffee chain Starbucks have announced that they are set to open a brand new branch on the terrace of Ibizan superclub DC10 this summer. A source from inside Starbucks has

A man who decided to quit drinking in his annual doomed new year’s resolution attempt has come to the conclusion that “resolutions are overrated” while considering whether or not to go for

Toronto based electronic music producer DJ Sneak has revealed that he is to set to take a step back from music and concentrate on Santa Clause gigs this festive season. Sneak claims

A confused and out of touch parish priest has warned his young parishioners about the immoral nature of “banging tunes”. Father Noel O’Reilly, of St. Michael’s Church, Islington, took advantage of the

Drug users all over the world are today celebrating after the UN announced a Christmas ceasefire in the war on drugs. The war on drugs has been raging to no avail since

A man from Bradford, West Yorkshire, was celebrating today after finding his mind at the bottom of his sock drawer three weeks after losing it during an LSD trip. Michael Cotton made

A prospective EDM fan from Newark, New Jersey, is planning to base his musical taste entirely on the end of year polls released by a number of EDM blogs. John Reilly, a

A massive fifty percent of new memories being created in the world are now stored on Instagram, according to research carried out by Time magazine. According to the research, today’s younger generation

EDM’s golden boy Martin Garrix is set to play Christianity’s golden boy, the baby Jesus, in this year’s Annual EDM DJ’s Christmas Nativity Play. The Annual EDM DJ’s Nativity Play, in which

German airline Lufthansa have announced plans to run a series of clubnights on airplanes that will allow clubbers to avoid exhaustion by traveling backwards through timezones. Lufthansa, in association with Berghain, have