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A man who decided to go for one pint with his colleagues after finishing work this evening is said to be giving some serious consideration to the idea of staying for one

An English man has been hospitalised after making the fatal error of telling his girlfriend her “ass looks phat in those jeans”. David Martin, a hip-hop DJ from Brighton who considers Tim

New York based cretinous EDM duo The Chainsmokers have been forced to cancel all of their upcoming “shows” after both members of the group were hilariously diagnosed with chronic bronchitis, a disease

Entry to Berlin’s most exclusive nightclub, Berghain, has just become a little bit harder after it was revealed that German clubbers are now leaving towels outside the club’s doors as early as

The digital versus vinyl DJing debate is set to be reopened after a primitive sketch of a digital DJ controller was discovered in a book of sketches by Italian Renaissance genius Leonard

The UN has urged its member nations to cut back on military spending and promote world peace by swapping missiles for bombs of MDMA. Speaking at a summit in Geneva yesterday the

The EDM industry has been rocked to its very core this morning after news emerged indicating that EDM fans have been replaced by people taking the fire challenge as the world’s biggest

A drunk man who was drawing on a passed out friend’s face with permanent marker has inadvertently proved Einstein’s theory of relativity. The impromptu discovery, which many leading scientists are calling the

A sleep deprived office worker has jeopardized his job by failing to show up for the second Monday in the last three weeks. Alan Crawford came to the conclusion that “Monday can

Former The Crystal Maze presenter Richard O’Brien has announced that he is to break his presenting hiatus with a one off show called The Crystal Meth Maze, set to air on Channel