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Technics have announced that they are to venture into the world of digital DJing equipment with the release of their very first controller, the i2i0, later this year. The Japanese electronics manufacturers

A study carried out by MIT’s Marine Biology department claims to have proved that nine out of ten dolphins prefer listening to techno over EDM, indicating that dolphins are actually smarter than

Drug dealers the length and breadth of the country are selling cocaine under false pretenses by claiming that all of their product is “straight off the plane from Colombia”. According to Michael

American EDM superstar and former emo punk moron, Skrillex, has shocked his fans by admitting that the majority of his productions consist almost entirely of samples of cats having sex. Skrillex, real

In a bid to save her faltering reputation Tulisa Contostavlos has announced that she is to open an alcohol free cola bar called Tulisa’s Got Coke. The former X Factor judge sees

A giant flame throwing metal spider from outer space has reportedly been thrown out of a Bristol nightclub for refusing to put its shirt back on. The giant flame throwing metal spider,

Daft Punk fans all over the world were delighted this week after the French duo announced that the remixed version of their Human After All album is now available to buy. However,

An employee of American retail powerhouse, Wallmart, has been left red in the face after accidentally stocking Afrojack’s album, Forget The World, in their cheese fridge since its release in May of

Paris Hilton has today announced that she is set to donate the entire £1.6m she “earns” from DJing to the Whores Without Talent Foundation. The hotel heiress, who somehow managed to trick

A man who prematurely finished his bag of coke at a party last night is now said to be eating his own snots in a bid to draw out the effects of