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After the resounding success of last weekend’s Dimensions Festival in Pula, Croatia, organisers have confirmed plans to move the festival forward by making it the first fully 3D music festival by the

A raver has today expressed his delight after successfully surviving Suicide Tuesday for the two hundred and seventy second consecutive week. Martin Ashton, a twenty five year old butcher who took up

Electric Zoo festival was once again shut down early this year after Scottish EDM star Calvin Harris was caught exposing his penis in the performers toilets. The incident is said to have

A DJ, who had been in a coma for ten years, has woken up and sensationally asked to be put back to sleep just hours after waking up. Chris Spencer, who was

Millions of pairs of festival sunglasses around the world are this week preparing to go into hibernation for the winter months as the festival season draws to a close. Although there are

An idiotic EDM fan has shocked his entire class by suggesting that the sync button should be used to end the conflict which is currently raging between Israelis and Palestinians. Daniel Westbrook,

Three American EDM fans have allegedly been abducted and viciously anal probed by “aliens” while attending last weekend’s Creamfields Festival in Cheshire, England. The traveling companions, who were visiting England specifically for

The current world’s number one DJ, Hardwell, has overcome many adversities on his relatively short journey to the top of DJ Mag Top 100 DJs poll but none greater than being dropped

Nineties cult hero Ebeneezer Goode has been found dead in his home after suffering a suspected ecstasy overdose. The grim discovery was made late yesterday evening by friends of Mr. Goode, in

Dutch trance sellout, Tiësto, has shocked the music industry by announcing that the “next big thing in EDM” is a shit he took in a show box just over two months ago.