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The British Royal family have made an eleventh hour acquisition of Pionerr DJ in an attempt to win Scottish DJs’ no vote in today’s referendum. A five hundred and fifty million pound

A maverick sound engineer from Dublin, Ireland, has managed to get an even better sound out of a Funktion-One sound system by fitting the speakers inside a giant custom made glass. Michael

Paris Hilton’s lastest single Come Alive is proving to be popular amongst the world’s deaf population. The hotel heiress’s latest attempt to crack the music industry has so far proved to be

British TV network Channel 4 has today announced they are to continue their gypsy themed TV shows with My Big Fat Gypsy Rave set to hit screens this Novemeber. My Big Fat

An unnamed DJ is recovering in hospital this morning after undergoing emergency surgery to have a Traktor Kontrol X1 removed from his anus late last night. The DJ claims the controller entered

Kanye West’s world was well and truly rocked this weekend after the pop star finally came to realise that the sun does not shine out of his ass. West, best known for

A man who woke up late this afternoon with no recollection of what exactly happened last night still believes it was a brilliant night despite a terrible hangover and his short term

Hard house aficionados The Tidy Boys have announced plans that they are to open a domestic cleaning company called No House Too Big, No House Too Hard. Amadeus Mozart and Andy Pickles,

The Ministry of Sound was kicked out of the Ministry of Sound last night for over exuberantly celebrating the Ministry of Sound’s twenty fourth birthday. According to reports, security was called to

In an emotionally charged interview earlier this week Dutch EDM DJ and producer R3hab broke down and tearfully admitted that he has been receiving treatment from addiction councilors in an attempt to