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We’ve all been there, you owe your dealer for a bag you bought in the spur of the moment last weekend and, for whatever reason, you don’t have the reddies to cough

In a heartwarming turn of events, a North Korean DJ has defected from his country of birth and joined up with Defected Records. Hwan Nam Suk left his Pyongyang residency to join

According to sources on the dark web, a new batch of 3D printed drugs about to hit the market are set to revolutionise clubbing as we know it. Wunderground’s source claimed that

A homeless looking psytrance fan has choked to death on a coin after a passing good Samaritan threw his loose change into the man’s coffee. Alan Burrows, who looked destitute despite a

In what is considered by many as the biggest blow to organised religion since Judas Iscariot sold his soul for thirty pieces of silver, the Archbishop of Banterbury has been excommunicated from

A man who accidentally bought a thirty thousand pound coach while off his nut in Ushuaïa has been left relieved after claiming “it could have been worse, I could have bought around

Following the recent closure of Fabric and the tragic demise of Studio 338, London nightclubs are in danger of becoming extinct within the next two years. According to endangered species expert David

TV funnyman Peter Kay has vowed to rebuild London’s recently destroyed Studio 338 nightclub and reinvent it as a real life version of The Phoenix Club which featured in his hit 2001

America’s answer to Boris Johnson, on crack, Donald Trump has vowed to breath new life into London’s Studio 338 nightclub. The Greenwich club was tragically destroyed by fire on 8 August and

Britain’s leading children’s animated builder, Bob the Builder, has been announced as the headline act for Studio 338’s autumn/winter schedule. After tragically burning down earlier this month, Studio 338 have this week