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A study carried out by Forbes Magazine has found that success in the music industry is now “exclusively measured by which prick has more money”. Forbes asked ten thousand members of the

After a night spent boozing and frantically searching their phones for “someone who’d still be up and deliver”, the Leicester City players have decided to prolong their title winning party by having

Bosses at London’s Ministry of Sound nightclub have announced they are set to run a number of candidates in the upcoming general election. The Elephant & Castle club has announced that it

A doctor, who has campaigned for psychoactive drugs to be used for the treatment of a number of medical conditions, has claimed that the drugs will not cure the common cold but

God has this morning put the collective minds of EDM superstars at rest by confirming that he won’t be taking the lives of any EDM legends this year, for the simple reason

Hip hop mogul Jay Z has confirmed that he now considers Diplo, who he described as a “bitch”, working with his wife, Beyonce, as his one hundredth problem. The Roc-A-Fella Records co-founder

A confused and dopey stoner has this afternoon come to the shocking realisation that he missed 4/20, a mere five days after it took place. Anthony “Three Skins” Bulger, from Dublin, Ireland,

Session victims the world over have confirmed that a new episode of HBO’s award winning fantasy-drama Game of Thrones is “almost as good as alcohol” for combating a Monday comedown. Speaking from

Reports from the canine community this morning have revealed that the world’s happiest dog, Blitz the Pit Bull, has had a bit of a “ruff life”. Speaking from his plush kennel, with

A man who was actively seeking psychiatric treatment after suffering what he believed to be a total mental breakdown has downgraded his current condition to “just a hangover”. Michael Windsor was reportedly