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A man, who believes he recently spoke to God while in the depths of a k hole, has claimed he was told there was a “rave of Biblical proportions” held at the

Members of the Federal Bureau of Investigation are believed to be investigating a New York based Syrian electronic music producer, who claimed his latest track was “the bomb”. Twenty eight year old

Amid rumours of a possible reunion, the EDM trio Swedish House Mafia have been officially downgraded to “just Swedish”. The decision was made by the International Court of Arbitration after representatives of

News emerging from the Houses of Parliament this evening indicates that Tinder babies are to be officially recognised as an ethnic minority in the United Kingdom from the beginning of next month.

EDM’s equivalent to Macaulay Culkin, Martin Garrix, has reportedly been spotted scouting Amsterdam’s maternity wards in a bid to find the freshest talent for a new record label that he is about

The world’s worst advertisement for the wig industry, Donald Trump, is one step closer to being named as the Republican presidential candidate after seeing his popularity increase ten fold when he promised

A man from Galway, Ireland, has claimed to be the son of God after miraculously turning two bottles of wine into almost half a litre of piss. Peter Toolin is believed to

A DJ, who also owns an independant record label, has shocked the entire world by including a track from a rival label on his latest Beatport chart. Peter Flush, also known as

A local DJ has allegedly missed his own gig after spending four hours trying to untangle the knots in his headphones cable. Anthony Blake, aka DJ Tony B, reportedly became embroiled in