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Belgian house DJ and producer The Magician has reportedly been kicked out of an afterparty after performing his trademark “white lines disappearing act”. According to party sources, The Magician, real name Stephen

America’s Gulf Coast was breathing a sigh of relief today after a tropical storm that had been threatening to form of the coast of Miami has been downgraded to “a lot of

A leading mental health doctor has claimed that ketamine could be the greatest breakthrough in the treatment of mental health disorders in the last half a century because it’s impossible to be

A collective sigh of relief was heard all over the world last night after a large percentage of Earth’s population celebrated “Falling of the Wagon February” with a plethora of alcoholic beverages,

New legislation drafted in America this afternoon means that weed dealers, in any of the twenty three states where medicinal marijuana is legal, will now be officially recognised as doctors. Shaun “Lil’

A man who sniffed a full gram of horse tranquiliser in under ten minutes has claimed that a bloke he recently met at a house party, who doesn’t drink, is weird. Dubliner

Lithuania’s leading anti-human rights activist, Ten Walls, has been left deeply disappointed this morning after his Friends Day Video on Facebook turned out to be “just a blank screen”. Ten Walls, also

American anti-drug activist group Christians Against Drugs have been forced to rethink their views after it was pointed out to them that Peter was stoned in The Bible. Group spokesperson, and certified

A man who consistently downloaded music illegally has revealed that he is “deeply shocked” after hearing that Beatport had gone bust. Gavin Martin, a struggling DJ, claimed he was extremely saddened and

The former cocaine dealer of the multinational music corporation SFX Entertainment has been left wondering who’s going to pick up the bill after the company announced that it was filing for Chapter