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Mitsubishi Motors Corporation have announced that they are to end their long standing association with ecstasy, with immediate effect. Mitsubishi spokesperson Takishi Soma, claimed that the split was amicable and due to

A greedy man at a house party has claimed that he was “not getting anything off that MDMA” in a pathetic attempt to take more of the drug than anybody else at

Following the cataclysmic failure of his action figure, Dutch DJ Hardwell has announced a new line of life sized Hardwell sex dolls. Desperate to move into the merchandise business after losing his

A local nightclub bouncer has cried himself to sleep for the fourth consecutive night after taking a barrage of drunken abuse from people he turned away from his door last weekend. Despite

A man who constantly boasted about being the only one in his group of DJ friends to keep their Technics, after both 1200 and 1210 lines were discontinued in 2010, has been

English jungle DJ Shy FX has revealed that he is “slightly nervous and a bit worried” about meeting new people during, what he has described as, his most hectic Spring schedule yet,

The Fox Broadcasting Company have announced that DJ Sneak is to be introduced as a new resident DJ character in their long running hit TV series The Simpsons. DJ Sneak, who has

The theoretical all German line up of Andhim back to back with &ME has been described as the most confusing DJ line up of all time. Fellow German DJ, and the world’s

English new wave band Spandau Ballet have confirmed that they have recorded a cover version of the timeless classic Yeke Yeke as their latest comeback single. Unhappy with the success of their

The world’s premier DJing equipment manufacturer, Pioneer DJ, have announced that their latest releases, the CDJ-2000-NSX2 and the DJM-900-NSX2, will contain a large hadron collider. The Nexus line has become industry standard