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In a bizarre turn of events, EDM shit-whistle Steve Aoki is reportedly still under the illusion that people like him. Despite having no friends, Aoki, pictured above with best friend Steve Aoki

Saying “that awkward moment when” in a status update on social media has today been named as the world’s number one cause of awkward moments. The world’s leading authority on awkward moments,

A David Guetta tribute act currently touring the UK is far superior to David Guetta according to numerous music experts and anyone who isn’t deaf. The tribute act, David Bedwetta, has so

A Colombian man who swallowed two kilos of cocaine to smuggle it into London, England, claims he has “the best shit” available in the UK. Ricardo Sanchez is believed to have swallowed

Justin Bieber’s latest album Purpose, has been described as “Skrillex’s best work” to date, despite being “god awful” and nearly impossible to listen to from start to finish in one sitting. Purpose,

The world’s longest running and most popular dance music magazine, Mixmag, may be even older than we think after Egyptologist Vicki Bangle claimed to have discovered the very first issue of the

A psychiatrist from Denver, Colorado, has claimed that listening to EDM, by artists like David Guetta or Afrojack, is the “perfect cure for happiness”. Doctor Marie Schafer, who specialises in treating people

In exciting news for the party scene, more drugs have sensationally been revealed as the best remedy for a comedown. The news broke at a house party early this morning where a

News emerging from the Middle East today suggests that the Islamic State has adopted Darude’s timeless dance floor destroyer, Sandstorm, as their new national anthem. The decision was made at this week’s