More Drugs Revealed As Best Thing For Comedown

In exciting news for the party scene, more drugs have sensationally been revealed as the best remedy for a comedown.

The news broke at a house party early this morning where a group of friends were believed to be “fading drastically” before one of their party made the revolutionary decision to “get more gear”.

“We’d been going nonstop for just over three days,” claimed rejuvenated party goer Mike Lyons. “Things were getting pretty desperate to be honest with you, the room looked a mixture between a neon techno slumber party and the day room in a mental health facility. We were fading quicker than a Essex bird’s fake tan in winter.”

“There were people falling asleep everywhere, the drugs were long gone, the chat levels had dropped way beyond critical and we were nearly out of weed and alcohol,” continued Lyons. “Basically the party was dead and we were dragging the life out of it because to admit defeat means facing reality and nobody wants to do that after three days of blissfully ignoring your responsibilities.”

“I’d just started to consider going home when one of the lads sat up and shouted ‘why don’t we get more drugs?’, the mood in the room changed almost instantly,” claimed Mark. “Just the thought of more gear seemed to lift everyone’s spirits, it felt like a massive weight had been lifted off our shoulders or someone had turned off Avicii’s album and put on a Dixon mix.”

“Straight away everyone was on their phones to try find someone willing to drop drugs to the house, and maybe stop at a shop and get some cigarettes and vodka too,” explained Mark. “We eventually found someone that said they’d be over in an hour. I’ve never experienced an hour that lasted as long but it was well worth. We got coke, ket and drink and we’re still going strong. More drugs are definitely the best thing for a comedown.”

Unconfirmed reports from the party indicate that the group of friends have decided to “party right through to Christmas eve” delaying their comedown until Christmas day, when it won’t affect them because “it’s impossible to come down on Christmas” when good food and drink are plentiful.