Graham

LA Galaxy footballer and aspiring DJ, Steven Gerrard, has announced that he is set to open a Scouse house nightclub with English DJ’s DJ, Doorly in Los Angeles. Gerrard moved from his

Following on from his set at Tommorowland last weekend, which nobody wanted to hear, world renowned shitehawk, Steve Aoki, is set to release the world’s very first album made exclusively for deaf

EDM poster boy Martin Garrix has checked into a rehab facility in northern California to deal with his addiction to boiled sweets. Garrix is believed to have checked himself into clinic after

A party in Northampton, England, has reportedly turned shit after a douchebag found a set of bongos hidden in the back of a bedroom cupboard. Local knobhead, Peter Daily, made the annoying

French pop king, David Guetta, has sacked Barney the Dinosaur as his ghostwriter after being on the receiving end of heavy criticism following the premiere of his latest track If You’re Happy

Dance music supergroup J.E.S.u.S. are set to host a one off miraculous party in Lourdes, France, where they will reportedly make a crippled man dance. J.E.S.u.S, made up of Jackmaster, Skream, Eats

An English drug dealer was today shocked to discover a full box of bananas in a drug shipment he received from South America. Michael Hall made the strange discovery when he opened

An unlucky man in Perth, Australia, has wrecked himself after leaving his house without first checking himself. Martin Crosby, a 23-year-old hip hop fan, received multiple injuries, including two broken legs and

American pop veteran, Madonna, has announced that she is to launch a brand of anti wrinkle EDM face cream that is made predominantly out of DJs’ jizz. Madonna, who doesn’t look a

Legendary English DJ Judge Jules’s fall from grace continued today after the one time world’s number one DJ was sentenced to an eternity of empty venues. Jules, who earned his nickname after