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An LA bar has emptied in record time after Bill Cosby offered to buy a round of drinks for everyone in attendance. Cosby, most famous for being a serial rapist, entered the

In troubling news for the mammy industry, breast milk has today been declared the most dangerous gateway drug in the world after 99% of drug addicts admitted to drinking it as babies.

California based electronic music stalwart Claude VonStroke’s London office has been inundated with sex workers after the DJ advertised for a “London based Dirtybird intern”. VonStroke, owner of Dirtybird Records, is currently

Dance floor show offs, also known as shufflers, have unsurprisingly broke into the top five of the world’s most hated groups of people. The limb-flailing morons beat off stiff competition from terrorists

A woman who claimed that she “can’t even” in response to a video of a baby laughing was, a short while later, surprised to learn that she actually can. Annabelle Ward, a

Armin van Buuren has become the latest DJ to troll an entire crowd by getting paid $100,000 to stand in front of them and do fuck all. Dutchman van Buuren pulled off

In shocking news from the medical sector, it has been revealed that medicinal marijuana works on approximately one hundred percent of people who aren’t sick. The shocking statistic was revealed in an

A study carried out by the It’s Time To Go Home Federation has declared that licking the inside of an empty coke bag is the best way to judge when a party

A man at a local house party is to spend the next six hours trying to figure out whether or not he will go home. Peter Thompson, a twenty six year old

A group of friends at a local nightclub were left in an extremely relieved condition earlier this week after an annoying guy on pills finally left them alone. The annoying man, believed