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Lithuanian DJ and producer Mario Bassinov has slammed his fellow persona, Ten Walls, and labeled him an idiot after his homophobic rant on Facebook earlier this week. Basanov, best known for being

A stoner in Denver, Colorado, has resigned himself to an eternity in the fiery pits of Hell after rolling a joint using a page from The Bible. Tommy Kearns claimed he entered

A man in London, England, was kicked out of a record store last week after trying to pay for goods with savings from his wank bank. Bobby Smith, an out of work

England’s favorite midget magician, Paul Daniels, has revealed that he is fond of the popular dissociative party drug ketamine but admits that he only likes a little bit and “not a lot”.

Scores of pounds worth of food has gone to waste after a BBQ in Liverpool, England, turned into a massive drug binge. The BBQ, which was scheduled to take place last Saturday

A meth kitchen in Baltimore, Maryland, has become the first of it’s kind to be awarded with the coveted Michelin Star award. Head chef Big G, real name Greg Thompson, is believed

Dance music’s ultimate pantomime villain, Paris Hilton, has startled the entire industry by claiming that she’s not perusing a career as a DJ for money because she only uses credit cards. Hilton’s

A study carried out by the Nice Ass Appreciation Committee has found that songs which use a picture of a nice ass instead of a video on YouTube sound up to three

Jamaican raggae-hip hop-pop cross over act Shaggy has finally opened up about his 2000 hit single It wasn’t Me and admitted that it was in fact him. However, the singer remained ambiguous

A report issued by the International Music Producers & Jokes Foundation has revealed that techno producers are ninety nine percent less likely to laugh at fart jokes. The news has come as