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Drinking an expensive craft beer that tastes like the shit smeared armpit of a man who has just wanked into a sock has officially been declared cooler than drinking a cheaper beer

A thirty eight year old raver from Doncaster, England, has recently made the audacious claim that “kids today are so out of touch” while at a party full of other middle aged

Upsetting reports emerging from the electronic music community today indicate that French house legends Daft Punk are to be scrapped and sold for spare parts. The six time Grammy Award winning robots

A local promoter has left his online social circle in shock after he shared a track from an artist who he didn’t have booked to play a gig in the near future.

A confused Croatian perfumer has declared that he is really looking forward to letting his hair down at this year’s “Stop Making Scents” festival. Initial reports indicate that the perfumer, forty four

Extrema Outdoor have today announced that they are to create history by breaking the sound barrier with their huge oversized horn at this year’s festival, held in Houthalen-Helchteren, Belgium, between 22nd and

The entire Northern Hemisphere has this week declared that “Australians aren’t so smart now” as the eagerly awaited summer and festival season begins in the northern regions of the planet. Europeans, North

A study carried out by the International Association of Ears has revealed that tinnitus is better than EDM. Tinnitus, a condition caused by noise-induced hearing loss common among DJs and various other

Swedish 90s pop supremos Ace of Base have called an end to years’ of hurt and anguish by making the decision to adopt a baby. Band members Ulf, Jonas, Linn and Jenny