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Football pundit and ex-Manchester United right back, Gary Neville, has recently admitted to taking a ‘Gary’ during a night out at the infamous Mad-chester nightspot ‘The Hacienda’. In the early 90’s, Gary

Shots have been fired between Green Velvet and Cajmere after the former accused the later of being boring and claimed his set at Leeds’s Mint Festival would be “flat and shitty”. Despite

Veterinarians at Kleintierzentrums Merkurpark Animal Hospital in Hamburg, Germany have confirmed “what can only be as described as a miracle” as Tensnake’s cat ‘Bubbles’ finally awakens from a coma after 10 years,

A drug dealing ice cream man from Blackpool, England, has expressed his disbelief at the demand for flake in the seaside resort this summer. Peter Berkley is nearing the end of his

Commuters are today facing another day of travel delays as Weston-Super-Mare braces itself for further travel chaos with an unprecedented number of London based hipsters scrambling to make it to Banksy’s Dismaland

Danish police have shut down, what they described as, the “world’s biggest underground rave”, which they discovered under the DJ and producer, Kölsch’s, hat late last night. Techno and and head gear

Scientists at Cern Switzerland have unveiled plans to simulate the world’s first K-Hole. For many years scientists across the globe have tried to crack the secrets of the mysterious phenomena which has

An English man who was heavily sedated with ketamine has claimed that the modified horse tranquilizer he was snorting was shit, while talking to a tree. Peter Ormsby, a thirty year old

Perm-haired Hot Creations chief Jamie Jones is reportedly suffering in a state of anxiety after becoming unable to decide on a floral shirt to wear for the upcoming Sonus festival in Croatia.

A man who took eight half pills on a recent night out has claimed that there’s still no way he’d take a full one. Matt James, a twenty two year old from