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The not-so-popular lyricist and former Chancellor of Germany, Adolf Hitler, A.K.A The Führer, A.K.A The Dictator formerly known as “Bring The Holocaust” has been announced as the official MC at the Donald

We all know the top DJ’s in dance music are dripping in money, but that doesn’t mean they don’t sometimes take to popular auction sites to shift their prized possessions. Narcissism can

A Jamie Jones gig has been ruined for a twenty three year old man from Essex, and presumably for everybody else that attended, due to the lack of complete lack of phone

Current Number One artist in the UK according to the official top 40 chart, Mike Posner, is happy to confirm he is now on the pill. The twenty-eight year old singer from

DJing can be a lonely trade right? No, wrong num-nuts! DJ’s are awash with adoring fans and even the recently kneecapped of the world fall to their knees at the mere thought

The Weeknd can’t feel his face because he is absolutely fucking off it, a new report into the music industry has revealed. The Whoopi Goldberg lookalike, real name Abęl Makkonen Tesfaye, is

Every passive aggressive person’s favourite force “Karma” has this morning bit back at an Afghan-based suicide bomber who had forgotten to set his clock forward by one hour. The unnamed bomber based

Jesus has this morning finally waved goodbye to a recent bout of blue balls after he finally got laid in the tomb this weekend. Two thousand and sixteen year old Jesus Christ

A 28 year old man from Bristol, UK has been hailed as an “all round top bloke” and “one of the nicest chaps you are ever likely to meet” by friends and

A new father who claimed his raving days were numbered has recently been spotted in world famous nightspot Fabric. On the birth of his first child, thirty four year old Kyle Beckett