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A survey conducted by EDM apologists, DJ Mag, has revealed that most of the people who claim to be fans of performing monkey, Steve Aoki, are only doing so “ironically.” The survey

The entire clubbing community, from DJs to promoters to club goers, are all impatiently wondering which Ten Walls release will be massively overplayed in 2014 after the massive success of Requiem last

Hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, was celebrating this week after it was reported that her paycheck to “DJ” at Harrah’s Resort and Casino in Atlantic City will be $100,000 per appearance, a fee which

Scientists and researchers from around the globe have predicted that “21st century super gesture heart hands”, the pithy hand movement famously performed by commercial DJs and other idiots, is set to replace

An outspoken rock fan, who has been described by his friends as “an undiscerning mouthy prick when it comes to dance music,” has spectacularly been “put in his place” after losing a

Self-proclaimed dance music newbie, Brendan Delaney, has stated that he is excited to find out what music is “good” exclusively through online dance music retailer Beatport. The dance music retailer has become

Made To Stray by Mount Kimbie is easily one of my favourite tracks of last year evidenced by the fact that I still have it stuck in my head on a daily

’90s DJing hero, Paul Oakenfold, has today been on the receiving end of accusations claiming that he is the mysterious alien hunter from 1980s documentary, The Predator. Witnesses have reported that they

An aging clubber has spoken to Wunderground about how he has finally learned to accept the fact that ecstasy tablets will “never be as good as they were back in the day.”

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