Mikey

A young man who has made the gutsy resolution to completely eliminate any vestige of denial from his life by ingesting more of his favourite intoxicants, is confident that he won’t break

It was reported in Mixmag this week that the Welsh Government has funded a drug testing service which allows drug users to anonymously test the quality and strength of their drugs. Lauded

We’ve been too busy digging our brain cells out of the bottom of plastic wraps over the last few days to post some sweet beats for all you lovely readers but the

Fans of famed Chicago DJ and producer, Felix Da Housecat, will be saddened by the news that he has “completely lost interest in music” since his owners had him neutered. “Ever since

Outspoken head of the Catholic Church and God’s representative on Earth, Pope Francis, has claimed that banging “techno gives me a fucking break from all this christmas music” being played constantly during the

An ex-raver had the shock of his life when during an evening of whimsical reminiscing he was sucked into a time portal and transported back almost two decades. Alun Zammoman was quietly

A young clubber who suffered from stage fright while attempting to use a urinal in a packed nightclub toilet hopes that no-one notices that he just stood there “pretending to piss.” “I

The induction of Christmas jumpers into the category of “things you can wear in public without being verbally or physically assaulted” has led sociologists to investigate whether the UK’s usually brimming reservoirs

Shocking developments from the north pole today reveal that popular red-nose reindeer, Rudolph, has been admitted to a drug rehabilitation center for a suspected addiction to cocaine. Santa is said to be

This is just an absolute classic! Was reminded of it the other day and have had it in my head all weekend so had to make it Track of the Day! Equally