Nathon Woodhead

A man who can’t bring himself to “get over” the nineties has refused to remove his bucket hat whilst in a restaurant, prompting security to chuck him out. Thirty nine year old

Shocking news has rocked religion and humanity over recent days as original creations of God, and first humans on earth, Adam and Eve, have admitted they were “well high on acid” when

It has been revealed that house and techno heavyweight DJ Tennis has finally admitted that his name is “hilarious”, having been “defensive” about it for so long. DJ Tennis, real name Manfredi

A recent study carried out by the International Society of Name Calling (ISONC), has revealed that every single person on earth has been referred to as “this one” at some point during

Following the news that electronic music legends The Chemical Brothers are to reissue their classic albums on vinyl, Sainsbury’s has revealed there is a “free sausage roll” up for grabs for anybody

A man who attempted to do a “little corner” of coke before entering a nightclub has spilled most of it down himself, it has been revealed. Twenty one year old Todd Lucas,

Flash in the pan music genre nu-rave, which sounded like somebody put a house, techno, grime, indie, folk, power ballad and metal record into a blender, forming the most shit-tasting musical milkshake

An American criminal, who is serving consecutive life sentences for armed robbery, drug offences and kidnapping, has asked for his sentence to be extended, after hearing the result of the American Presidential

A group of ketamine addicts attempting to celebrate bonfire night have been found in a field, confusing passers-by and dog-walkers, by sitting around an unlit pile of wood, staring cautiously at one

A twenty two year old telesales rep working for B&Q is said to be on the verge of receiving a “shit load” of commission after taking a monstrous order of twenty five