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Irish-American tap dancing guru, Michael Flatley, has today announced a new modern reimagining on his famous Riverdance shows which will see the entire routine given a tech-house makeover to be performed by

A London nightclub has come up with a novel way of tackling the problem of drugs being consumed on their premises by hiring the mother’s of their regulars as bouncers. The manager

All the fun has fallen out of the party for 24-year-old Daniel Hume, after the person he was trying all night to score has left. “Yeah, it’s gone downhill a bit now

A man with a conspicuous tattoo of a hash plant on his neck has expressed surprise that he didn’t secure a job as an accountant following an interview this morning. Jake Billings,

Having people try to remember which acts they saw at a festival was today recognised as the world’s hardest test of a person’s memory. Pipping other memory tests like the generation game,

A study has today made the claim that there is no such as thing as just having one drink. “What we have discovered is that, despite people’s best intentions of only consuming

A young man who attended his first rave last Friday has discovered that nights out now last three days. “Before I got into the clubbing scene I thought that nights out were

An insecure man has today revealed how he is forced to order a pint everytime he’s around the lads despite really wanting to drink wine. 21-year-old student Brian Browne, claims he’s been

Outspoken mouthpiece Katie Hopkins has today suggested that the teenaged obesity problem could be addressed by providing overweight children with cocaine, known for its slimming properties. Calling overweight people disgusting and insisting

The US club industry, recently valued at over $1 billion, is still struggling to afford good taste, it has emerged. Despite being one of the fastest growing markets for club culture, most