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Legendary DJ and producer, Moby, has today reaffirmed his famed charitable nature by shaving his head for charity. “I wanted to give something back and thought ‘what way can a rich and

American EDM star Wolfgang Gartner has today decided to change his stage name to Adolf Hitler in a bid to sound more German. Wolfgang, real name Joseph Thomas Youngman, has been trying

US EDM star, Skrillex, has broken the hearts of those who find half-haircutted, spectacle-clad, laptop jockeys sexy by becoming married to a mop with whom he had been having a three year

Resident DJs don’t actually live in the nightclub, it has emerged. Despite being labelled as residents of a particular nightclub the DJs actually live in normal houses or flats and only spend

A group of schoolchildren have been left bitterly disappointed to discover that the balloons at a birthday party don’t contain any laughing gas. “Poxy helium,” exclaimed 6-year-old Tommy Grimsby, a keen Dora

Your neighbours only get pissed off when you play music not because it’s too loud but because it’s shit, it has emerged. “I actually don’t mind loud music,” claimed neighbour Andrew. “I

It has emerged today that your boss likes to stand over your desk while you’re a hungover mess just for fun. Despite having a wealth of work to do and no real

A well endowed DJ has abandoned plans on releasing his latest 12” single after becoming uncomfortable with the similarity between the length of the disk and his own over-sized gentialia. 32-year-old Alex

Consuming alcohol has finally been afforded the spiritual weight it deserves after it was officially recognised as a religion. Instantly becoming the world’s most popular, long standing and well supported religion, drinking

Using baggies that contain a little happy hardcore smiley face has had a massive impact on sales, admits local dealer. “I used to use plain baggies and sales were sorted sluggish, I’d