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A young scouser has been forced to take a moment to dispel the myth that all scouse lads sell drugs while giving a customer a free taster of the ketamine that he’s

Disgraced Lithuanian producer Ten Walls has today denied that he hates gay people and claimed that the hate-filled Facebook post was actually a poorly judged frape committed by boyfriend Vladimir Putin. “I

Lithuanian producer, DJ and hate-speaker, Ten Walls, is set to return to the decks following his anti-gay tirade by playing a set at the HQ of notorious anti-homosexual religious group, The Westboro

Clubbers who were around during the acid house craze in the summer of love ’88 are still going on about it, it has emerged. Likely to make observations about how the real

Spilling someone else’s precious cocaine has been added to the list of deadly sins, it has emerged. The decision was made collectively by coke users across the country after each recounted incidents

A bloke who has spent the night boasting about how much of a drug taking lunatic he is is absolutely desperate for you to be his friend, it has been revealed. Having

The raver concept of PLUR (peace, love, unity, respect), has been abandoned by the EDM community in favour of money and bullshit. For close to two decades hippy ravers have tried to

24-year-old clubber, habitual drug user and therefore wannabe DJ, David Yates is reportedly lying to himself if he thinks that he’s going to use his recently bought Technics 1210s every day. David

Texting someone and asking them are they “still up” is actually the most widely used chat up line in the world, it has been revealed. The chat up line is reportedly most

Festivalgoers across the world have this month begun their annual preparation for summer festival season which will see them getting rained on in a variety of fields. Reports claims that festival attendees