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High powered ketamine built specifically for dinosaurs set to feature as a major plot point in the upcoming Jurassic World film has this week been stolen from the set. The super strong

A DJ has been arrested today after punching an interviewer in the face when he was asked to describe the craziest thing he’s witnessed as a DJ for the millionth time in

A local drug dealer is talking about his drugs like he has the slightest clue where they come from and what’s in them, it has emerged. Adam Claxton, who lists his pastimes

A nightclub owner is strictly ensuring that the music is cut off exactly at closing time just to be a bit of wanker, it has emerged. 56-year-old Paul Sampson, owner of the

Corporate music duo, Axwell ^ Ingrosso, have reportedly been spending so much time together that their periods have become synchronized. The phenomenon, known to affect women who spend extended lengths of time in

A 4-year-old American boy has left his parents bitterly disappointed after he failed to become an internet DJing prodigy. Kyle Grant, from Detroit, Michigan, was expected like every child nowadays to make

Former UKIP leader and Mr. Bean lookalike, Nigel Farage, has spent the morning frantically calling around his local nightclub’s lost and found to see if anyone has handed in his missing electoral

A planned greatest hits collection by EDM cake-flinging embarrassment Steve Aoki is actually just a blank CD, it has emerged. A press release for the upcoming album erroneously states that the collection will

The world’s tedious people are still helpfully branding themselves for quick identification, it has emerged. “Well, in the past it would be very difficult to spot a dreadful person because most people

Jayne’s boyfriend Carl’s only real purpose at the upcoming Secret Solstice festival is to hold her bag while she sits on his shoulders throughout sets from bands he actively despises, it has