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A young student has inadvertently outed himself as a hipster after using the word ‘bespoke’ in a sentence. 19-year-old Alex Chambers reportedly made the faux pas when showing some friends a set

A Newcastle based clubber thinks that repeatedly catching sexually transmitted infections is something to be proud of, it has emerged. “I first got an STI from this bint at school,” explained serial

EDM megastar, David Guetta, was left panicked and distraught this morning after the butler who normally spoon feeds him all his meals decided to call in sick – leaving Guetta to feed

A splinter group of fringe music historians have today made the bold claim that French pop star David Guetta used to be a real life DJ. The group, who were also responsible

A woman feeling the fearful effects of a massive hangover has reportedly found a way to feel better about herself – getting attention from random dudes on dating app Tinder to reassure her that she’s

Belgian EDM fest Tomorrowland has this week been voted the world’s most popular festival among people who don’t really know festivals. The ID&T curated event, which now hosts weekends of EDM several

A music Nazi at the party hasn’t let one track actually play until the end all fucking night, it has emerged. Brian O’ Byrne, a 29-year-old video game developer, has reportedly never in

A committed anti-drugs activist has today attempted to prove that people could overdose from cannabis only to fail spectacularly when he just ate some chocolate before falling asleep laughing. 30-year-old Graham Yeorvil

A local DJ is reportedly 87% more confident than he has any right to be, it has emerged. Self-confessed deep house maestro Alex Smith, from Stoke Newington, who regularly spins as a

EDM button pusher Kaskade was rushed to hospital last night when he collapsed onstage after attempting to play a personal record extended set of two hours. An unconscious Kaskade was rushed to a Santa Barbara