Stu

New rules to be brought in by the techno glitterati – surly young men in their twenties who take dance music hyper seriously – means that you need to have a degree

Walking EDM controversy machine Diplo has today distanced himself from himself after saying that he’d no longer be working under the name Diplo. In an interview with the creatively titled Interview magazine

A man on the dancefloor wearing a backpack repeatedly keeps thinking that someone behind him is trying to open it. 24-year-old Harry Byrne, who earlier tonight dropped two pills and has had

A producer has been lauded as a trendsetter after he released an album of music normally without a massively overblown marketing campaign or minimalist unpublicised sudden album drop. “He didn’t just reinvent

An apparently 2-year-old wonder DJ from Florida is actually just Pauly D in a tiny child’s vest, it has emerged. Videos of a supposed child prodigy DJ performing in a shed and

A guy on Facebook who thinks he’s a DJ also thinks he’s a photographer now as well, it has emerged. 25-year-old Adam Langley from Birmingham has reportedly been thinking that he’s a

Some wanker with a guitar at the party is about to start playing Wonderwall for the tenth poxy time tonight, claim reports. The wanker in question, 19-year-old Arts student Ryan Chambers is