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Former Swedish House Mafia hairdo and one half of “professional” EDM group Axwell & Ingrosso, Sebastian Ingrosso, has today claimed that “selling out is cool, cause you get lots of money and

A report published today has made the claim that teenagers only do drugs just to be little fuckers who are hellbent on putting their stressed parents into an early grave. The report

Oxfam announced today that it is to set up a subsidiary charity to try and help the numberless victims of the most recent ketamine drought that has swept through clubland, leaving devastation

With the ejection of self-involved controversy machine, Justin Bieber, from Coachella Festival last weekend there is now only another 79,999 self-entitled, rich douchebags left to throw out. “The ultimate aim is that

A damning report published today by the World Nightclub Alliance from their mountain fastness outside Geneva has claimed that the number of people shouting “yeeeeeeooorrrw” in nightclubs is down a massive 67%

The security guard responsible for ejecting pop mega twerp, Justin Bieber, from the Coachella Festival on Sunday night now requires surgery after having his hand shaken hundreds of times. The unnamed security

There was widespread shock across the country last night as a group of young people pre-drinking before a night out were all miraculously ready to leave the house when the taxi arrived.

Proud new father, Jack Horne, a 25-year-old DJ from London has today claimed he’s pretty hopeful that being responsible for keeping a small baby alive until it turns 18 won’t get in

A young man at a party is reportedly trying to tear the arse out of the weekend and extend his after party time by doing out progressively smaller lines of coke so

EDM DJs, much maligned for their predictable sets of commercial noise pollution, are actually quite creative and innovative – when dealing with their tax affairs. “People think that just because you’re an