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The dulcet tones of Mercury Prize winning, electronic crooner, James Blake, have topped a poll asking people who their favourite electronic musician is to bang to. The poll, conducted by sex and

Police across the UK and Ireland have issued a stark warning today about a batch of slow release ecstasy tablets which they say only take effect three days after consumption while you’ve an

An ordinarily generous young clubber made the mental note not to share any of his drugs after coming across that loud annoying girl at the party. The girl, who was amusing herself

A group of EDM fans at a Hardwell show reportedly attacked the world’s number 1 DJ after he played a track that they didn’t immediately recognise. Reports from the scene claim that

EDM bean-counters, Axwell & Ingrosso, have today drawn the ire of the art world after they boastfully proclaimed the work of Renaissance genius Leonardo Da Vinci as amateur after the duo managed

Religious folk hero, Jesus Christ, famous for talking to Mel Gibson, inventing crucifixion and forcing everyone to celebrate his birthday, is set to return from the heavenly plane to perform a one

US dance-pop pin ups Krewella were booed off stage in Las Vegas this week after refusing to acquiesce to the audience’s request for “one more tune” unless they were paid an extra

Voyeuristic online music channel, Boiler Room, is reportedly using a table laden with food in clever a bid to keep ugly people off camera during its live stream DJ sets. “In the

A report published by the Jimpster School of Deep House claims that nobody left alive actually remembers what deep house is supposed to really sound like. It has emerged that the original