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A batch of ecstasy tablets which claim to have been made homeopathically do absolutely fuck all claim the country’s clubbers. Testing out the all natural, legal alternative to disco biscuits a group

Whenever you lose sight of your girlfriend while out clubbing, it most likely means that she’s off kissing other guys behind your back, a report has claimed. “Even if it’s only for

The entire planet is today joining together in a chorus of declarations that they are never drinking again following hectic St. Patrick’s Day celebrations yesterday. One man who arrived into work “hungover

A Florida based EDM DJ has been remanded in custody today over the accidental shooting of an audience member at Miami’s Gunpoint nightclub. The DJ, reportedly playing a generic set of electro-house

Following on from her display of fancy footwork on popular US talk show Ellen, house music lover Michelle Obama is set to sing on Disclosure’s new record. Claiming she’s always been into

Famed for being fat, whiny, entitled cretins with Xbox controllers permanently glued to their chubby hands, American teens are now reportedly more likely to wear candy than shovel it into their faces,

US tech-house maestro Maceo Plex is reportedly charging EDM-gump Steve Aoki a whopping 60k per hour for lessons in how to be a credible DJ. Maceo has reportedly been teaching Steve some

Packing nightclubs with so many people that it’s almost impossible to dance is still a good idea, claim promoters. Promoters in numerous clubbing spots around the world have long maintained that using

An American man has become an internet sensation after losing a whopping 100lbs on an all ecstasy diet – resulting in a weight loss fad that has spread across the country. “I

In a recent interview with biweekly lifestyle magazine, Guns & Oil, U.S. President Barack Obama made the admission that, as a younger man, he tried dance music drug ecstasy  – but “never