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Shufflers who enjoy taking up all the room on the dance floor with their foot popping dancing chicanery, or muppets as they’re also known, are reportedly immune to embarrassment. Reports in the

A report by Beatport has revealed that there has been a 60% drop in the number of sassy house divas singing on the typical house record. “In the 80s and 90s almost

In a move that is sure to delight unemployed house music fans, US-Puerto Rican house “gangster”, DJ Sneak, has been added to the line up of daytime antique trading behemoth, Antiques Roadshow.

Androgynous Europop spunktards, The Vengaboys, have today been apprehended in Holland on suspicion of having carried out a litany of war crimes throughout the late 90s. The Vengaboys, a sort of multi-gender

A Dutch woman has this week paid a whole seventh of a week’s wages on an intensive makeup session to complete a dramatic transformation that saw her turn into EDM DJ Nicky

A new London based deep house label, Strictly Come Dance Inc., has made the business savvy move of incorporating the word “strictly” into their brand name “so that people know it’s legit”,

People who tell you that they are on a detox are just using the term as a needlessly fancy way to say they are not drinking. “It’s easier to not drink alcohol

Purveyors of the recent “deep house” explosion have discovered that the best way to maintain massively inflated sales is to eliminate any vestige of being deep or house. “You don’t really need

The Footballer Players’ Association have today lashed out at what they perceive to be the undeserved deification of superstar DJs by insisting that it’s not a real job. Being trapped in a

Online music store, Beatport, has this week announced plans to do away with its oft-maligned genre classification system and distill its entire categorisation down to just two headings “good” and “shit”. “People