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A music fan and vinyl fanatic has been described as “a special kind of dickhead” who is unable to stop his stupid mouth talking about the fact that he has begun pressing

A massively expensive London-based DJing course has reportedly forgotten to educate students about the part where they don’t wind up becoming famous DJs and end up teaching a DJ course themselves. The

In the current climate of stupid, meaningless words being added to the Oxford Dictionary it’s a breath of fresh air to hear that the phonetic rendering of popular dance music beat “untz

The National Health Service has today announced plans to make hair growth hormones available to patients who are incapable of growing the now ubiquitous hipster beard. Over the last few years the

The reported upsurge in popularity for food extractor NutriBullet is based almost entirely on self-confessed “session head” ravers buying the item in their latest deluded attempt to be healthier. Despite chewing enough

Bristolian DJ and connoisseur of fried food and techno, Eats Everything, will this week take to the decks half-submerged in a vat of chicken gravy for an exclusive Boiler Room filmed directly

The National Divorces Register have today issued a scary hairy prediction which estimates that almost 100% of couples formed on the back of the ongoing hipster beard trend are heading for a

A group of American EDM fans were left gobsmacked in a Las Vegas nightclub last night after witnessing a black man DJing – something which they’ve never come across in the US

Club drug ecstasy has this year been knocked off its perch as the most popular thing in clubland by the explosion of unashamed vanity. Being a self-obsessed and preening selfie-technician has placed

Hundreds of people across the country have been left “terrified” and “mildly scolded” after seeing the ghost of divisive former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher while tripping on acid. The former PM,