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A man planning a party tonight has come to the groundbreaking realisation that if he sets up the decks against the far wall in his kitchen – the furthest point in the

Facebook, for the first time ever, has introduced an app that people actually need as it today announced the launch of a feature that will allow users to remove unwanted Ice Bucket Challenge

A report published this week by the International Centre For Child Development claims that “not enough children are sniffing glue”, and that it’s having devastating consequences on their lives. “In the 80s

The release of an upcoming single by hotel heiress, reality TV star, “singer” and “DJ”, Paris Hilton, has been blocked after it emerged that the song may contain lyrics in which the socialite

A report by the American Neurological Organisation has issued a damning report regarding the maximum brain capabilities of EDM fans claiming that those people who enjoy being spoon fed the warm piss of

DJing equipment giant Native Instruments is today making the stunning offer of a “pathetic, failed excuse for a DJ career” to every single one of their customers who purchase from their extensive

A source involved with the DJ Mag Top 100 vote has revealed that the ultimate prize for DJs is routinely settled by those ten DJs who received the most votes engaging in

Russian-German baby-faced EDM star Zedd has admitted in an interview with popular EDM magazine Pulse Radio that “sometimes while on stage” he likes to pass the time by indulging in “a game

A controversial study into the art of DJing has revealed that DJing while you’re being paid and are supposed to be DJing actually improves the experience for everyone. “I’m gobsmacked,” claimed study

A young festival goer has sadly passed away after he suffered an accidental overdose at the Lunar Dance Carnival in Basingstoke when paramedics refused to treat the teenager after catching sight of