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Research has emerged today which suggests that the terrifying hallucinogenic properties experienced when undergoing a “bad trip” on popular psychedelic drug LSD are directed by master surrealist filmmaker David Cronenberg. “New research

Revolutionary new speakers are set to be released which will see sound transmitted directly from the speaker into your brain. The speakers take advantage of conventional human technology by creating sound waves

Pop twerps One Direction today released a video of them “being totally cool and street” by smoking a joint in the back of an SUV while on tour in Peru. In what

A new disease has been discovered today which seems to only affect drug dealers which renders them unable to form full sentences when texting. It appears to be localised completely to texts

Fans across America have today rejoiced in the realisation that EDM is the new Nu-Metal. “It has all the angst and guileless purpose of nu metal sheathed in a fog of MDMA,”

In a bizarre study it has emerged that the number one cause of drug taking, rather than being broken homes, curosity or Bez, is in fact drugs. “Drugs cause 100% of incidents

A new book has claimed that the late 80s early 90s acid house explosion in Manchester was actually ended by an especially harsh tackle from former Manchester United midfielder Roy Keane. “For

A recent Calvin Harris show was reportedly marred for attendees due to the presence of Calvin Harris. “I suppose we probably should have expected it in hindsight, I mean his name was

It has been revealed today that health conscious drug barons, keen to capitalise on the current fetishisation of fad diets, have begun manufacturing a brand of ecstasy which is both paleo acceptable

A new advertising campaign for Blue Steel Cider has made the astonishing suggestion that it’s brand of super strength 8.5% cider is “not just for tramps”. “For years powerful ciders have had