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Genteel Belgian port city, Antwerp, is expected to be awash with drug tourists after being widely reported in the media as “the cocaine capital of Europe” due to the fact that 25%

It has emerged today that a recent concert by EDM tosser, of cakes, Steve Aoki was actually a secret trap set to catch “thick people and their thick mates”. “We caught a

In a move that is set to offset the balance between buying drugs in person and buying them online from sites like Silk Road the nation’s drug dealers have today announced their

A local drug user has today been left embarrassed and upset that the drug dealer he thought he was forming a bond of friendship with didn’t feel the same way. “I can’t

Festival attendees worried that they will have difficulty spotting dickheads at this summer’s many music events have today been told to keep on the lookout for people wearing Indian headdresses – a

Governments across the world have slapped each other on the proverbial back today after they managed to successfully halve global unemployment statistics by considering bedroom DJs full time workers. Under previous legislations

Dance music fans across the globe went into high alert mode upon hearing the devastating and potentially life threatening news that Canadian pop cretin Justin Bieber is working on a dance music

A young dance music fan, David Turner, has sensationally become a comedic genius by utilising his love of raves and easy rhymes to create the utterly great nickname “Dave The Rave”. David

A study published today by the Institute of Drug Research has claimed that keys are now used more frequently for taking bumps of narcotics like cocaine and powerful psychoactive ketamine than they

In the last twenty years medical science has unveiled some stunning marvels, from mapping the human genome to heart transplants and Viagra, but today perhaps the most startling discovery of all time