It has emerged today that the entire human population is set to grow fashionable beards on their faces by this winter. A fashion report published in Cosmopolitan magazine for women, and men
It has emerged today that grammar pedants who constantly correct people’s spelling and grammar online are a “bunch of sexy bastards”. “I just love a guy who knows the difference between a
Car manufacturers and analysts have decided to embark on a programme which will see the traditional car alarm siren being replaced by psytrance music. Designers at the Mercedes plant in conjunction with
A young binge drinker is today expected to blame his deserved hangover fully on the fact that he mixed his drinks between lager and whiskey. “Look, it was definitely 100% caused by
A new poll conducted by Babynames.com has shown that the most popular baby name for girls among women aged between 16 and 24 is Molly. Commentators believe that there is a direct
A number of people have sadly lost their lives today after they drowned on tap water they believed to be laced with the popular narcotic, cocaine, after the presence of trace amounts
In a World Health Organisation survey conducted this week it emerged that Ireland has the second highest levels of binge drinking in the world. The study, which has been a source of
In a rare insight into the workings of one of the world’s largest dance music events it has emerged that dance music behemoth Tomorrowland undergoes a detailed and expansive booking policy that
A middle aged man who has been suffering from chronic erectile dysfunction is “delighted” with Miley Cyrus’s public sexual meltdown. Oliver Morgan, a 46 year old truck driver, claimed that he has
The international scientific community today announced the ground breaking discovery of the first ever normal looking psytrance fan. “It was such a strange thing to see, a man who wasn’t dressed like
