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A local cocaine addict has claimed that he is not addicted to the drug but continues to take it daily because he “just loves the smell”. Speaking at a recent DA (Druggy

Reports have emerged today of a retired national hunt racehorse named “Aunty Frank” that feels like she constantly needs to urinate after becoming addicted to the class B clubbing drug, ketamine. Aunty

Britain’s favourite anachronistic, crown-wearing waving woman, Queen Elizabeth II, has taken time out of her busy schedule of opening supermarkets and ignoring institutional child abuse to host a techno party to celebrate

Football pundit and ex-Manchester United right back, Gary Neville, has recently admitted to taking a ‘Gary’ during a night out at the infamous Mad-chester nightspot ‘The Hacienda’. In the early 90’s, Gary