1. Fresh vaggies
Hmmm, nothing beats some nice fresh vaggie. Personally I prefer vaggies that pack more of a pong…flavour cunt-ry.
2. Leteracy
Either the work of a carelessly forgetful gump who doesn’t deserve to teach basic literacy. Or some ironic genius. I hope it’s the latter.
3. Eat your Bordkley so you grow big and srong
The genius responsible has also confused basic numeracy. Double downy dzope.
4. You don’t say?
He was later believed to have made the startling observation that the sky is blue.
5. Pathetic arithetic
Although I think basic arithetic is important I think with this guy teaching kids arithetic they’re probably better off learning gambling. Don’t you need arithetic for that?
6. Gin n’ Jews
I could probably stand to lose cranberry, pineapple and carrot but not ALL juice.
7. Kevin Moron
This isn’t actually a spelling error. The man in the photo hates people with the surname Moran.
8. Top Gun Speller
Such a fucking maverick he doesn’t even respect the rules of spelling.
9. Pubic
What 15 things do you need in a pubic school?? Clean, trimmed, lice free, not ginger…do you need more?
10. Muslin
He’s Muslin eh? What’s the other half? Polyester?
11. Good one!!
What the absolute fuck? I’d respect a correctly spelled sign written in human shit more than this attempt.
12. Muslim Ray Guns!
This champion. Round of applause…
http://youtu.be/PL1jDcAHkc8
13. Aslan
Must hate either Christy Dignam for what he did to ‘Wish You Were Here’ or Aslan the talking lion for reasons not explained…
14. White Power
Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I can find the head masks and lynching ropes??
15. (In)competent
Shame the guy who made this sign isn’t allowed enter.
