A recent Boiler Room streamed directly from a doctor’s waiting room has been unanimously described as “the most riveting one yet” by commentators and bloggers alike.
Describing it as an innovative “tour-de-force” in clubbing broadcasting, blogger Jamie Parsons, insisted it ranks up there with some of the best Boiler Room’s ever alongside Dixon & Ame, Tale of Us and Ben Klock.
“It was just amazing viewing,” claimed Jamie who says that the energy in the room was akin to that of the Glasgow Sub Club broadcast only “more mental”. “You could just tell the crowd were absolutely loving it and zoned into the experience. There were people thumbing through magazines, looking at their phones and coughing, it was amazing.”
Jamie stated that he felt this was the best Boiler Room that the popular clubbing broadcasting site has done yet, owing to the fact that “it wasn’t just a bunch of hipsters posing and trying to maintain a degree of unexcited aloofness, but actual people in varying degrees of excited distress or boredom”.
“Every few minutes a nurse would come into the room and everyone’s heads would lift expectantly waiting for their turn,” explained Jamie. “But each time only one of them was chosen. Everyone who wasn’t picked just resignedly continued looking at their phones or out the window, but the person who was picked excitedly started gathering up their stuff and followed the nurse, presumably into see the doctor.”
“People were loving it, coming in, signing the forms, taking a number and then awkwardly looking for a seat that left at least a one chair gap between them and another person,” explained the self confessed avid Boiler Room fan. “There was even a baby crying hysterically at one point, the mother of whom was getting varying stares from people, ranging from irritated frowns to sympathetic smiles, it was off the fucking chain.”
“The music being played was a sort of elevator music playlist designed to lull you into a state of peaceful contemplation before going in to see the doctor, but it was proper banging like.”
“Unlike a typical Boiler Room people seemed to be genuinely excited to be there or else were unafraid to sincerely express the excitement of being there, which isn’t the case in most Boiler Room broadcasts,” concluded Jamie.
“Although the excitement was probably because they were just anxious to make sure that the lumps on their varying body parts weren’t cancerous or that the genital infections they may be having are harmless thrush and not worse, yet sexier, chlamydia.”
