A recent survey has shown that people at after parties are now spending the majority of the time at parties endlessly scrolling through their phones looking for drugs.
“Parties, rather than being fun spots for people to hang out, enjoy themselves and connect, are places where a group of friends will go to sit in each other’s company while staring into their phones trying to find a number for drugs,” claimed the report.
The survey indicated that activities one normally expects at an after party like dancing, drinking and vomiting – all paled when compared to the amount of time people, who either ran out of drugs or had none to begin with, spent nervously looking through their phones in the hope of “getting sorted with something, anything”.
With the recent seizures of good quality MDMA and ketamine people are having to spend an inordinate amount of time looking for drugs that would normally be readily available and expected at a good session.
“Most people spent about 25% of the time dancing and having a good time and 75% of the time engaged in a drug hunting activity either using their phones or Facebook,” claimed the survey. “When we looked at parties where drugs were easily procured those numbers completely reversed with most people spending 75% of their time dancing, 15% drinking and taking drugs and 10% making plans to start a band or write a screenplay.”
Most of the numbers dialed by people contained explanatory suffixes attached to the name of the person being called with “Dave Drugs”, “Toilet Bloke Ket” and “James Glastonbury” being some of the most popular.
“People are actually reporting incidences of bruised thumbs, sore ears and session elbow from making so many unsuccessful phone calls throughout the party,” claimed the survey which also listed “anxious disappointment” and “going home early” as some other common symptoms.
“They’ll typically get tired of uttering phrases like ‘Mick said he defo was getting some stuff in, I’ll try him’ and ‘His phone is ringing out so he could be asleep, I’ll try him again in an hour,'” continued the report which claimed that in most situations where people are looking for drugs there will be one source that they know “definitely has stuff” but which they are avoiding because “it’s shite”.
“After four hours of blankly scrolling through old numbers, dead ends, talking to people you haven’t spoken to in years and confusing drunk conversations people will invariably just buy from the one bloke they all know whose stuff ‘isn’t the best’ because at the end of the day ‘it’s better than nothing.'”
It’s also amazing that many of the people that find something to keep them going at the party also go online and search for ways to hide this from the next drug screening test at work. The fact that an employer holds regular but random drug screening test isn’t enough to stop employees from using drugs while having a night out after work, instead employees are going online and searching for things to beat a drugs test for example searching online for the best synthetic urine kit 2018.
It’s important for the search to include the year because drug screening tests are evolving all the time in an effort to combat the latest method on the market to beat a test, so something that may have worked in 2017 may not work for drug screening tests in 2018. None of the methods profess to be 100% effective although there are some that state they offer a 99% chance of beating a drug test, so you can see why the random drug screening tests at work don’t phase every employee as they believe there is a way to beat them if needs be.
