The lads, as they collectively refer to themselves, have now begun snorting cinnamon in the kitchen for a laugh as the drugs have all run out.
“We’re bone dry,” explained 27-year-old clubber and man, Paul Hollis, who got the idea to snort cinnamon after trying unsuccessfully to get a line out of the powder caking his nose. “I’ve licked every empty bag I’ve come across, some of which didn’t even contain drugs but spare jacket buttons which don’t give you any high at all.”
“So we’ve moved onto just snorting whatever silliness presents itself in the kitchen to keep the fun going until either I start to wind down or more drugs arrive,” continued Paul, who has thus far snorted a line of cinnamon, cayenne pepper and coffee. “The coffee was actually alright, went down quite smooth and I did feel a bit of pep off it.”
“I don’t think the people at Maxwell House know the market they’re missing out on to be honest,” he added. “They should try pivot their market towards coffee being used as a snorting device for desperate partiers.”
“They could call it Maxwell House Music Blend and in the advert have middle class house wives drinking coffee in a conservatory while a couple of gap year students play decks in an upstairs bedroom and rack out fat lines of black gold onto their hands while bopping around and laughing.”
“I’d definitely buy that,” he added.
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