World’s number one DJs, Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike, have been forced to cancel all remaining gigs this year after the duo’s shared bunk beds collapsed while they were sleeping last night.
According to reports, the brothers had worn themselves out with a boisterous jumping session on the beds prior to their 9:30 bedtime, which may have resulted in some structural damage to the beds, later causing them to collapse.
“It was really horrible, I’ll never forget the noise of the boys screaming,” explained Margaret Pobbins, the duo’s full time nanny. “There were bed slats and teddy bears everywhere. It’ was like something out of a disaster movie.”
“Dimitr, who was on the top bunk, got away with a couple of bruises but poor old Mike got the worst of it,” continued the nanny. “He has cuts all over his thumb, he sucks it in his sleep so he bit himself during the impact, and he has scratches all over his face. He nearly died.”
“Thank god he had his security blanket with him, otherwise he’d still be crying now,” claimed Ms. Pobbins. “I think they’ll have to sleep in their mum and dad’s bed for the next few weeks. They’ve both asked for new bunk beds for Christmas so hopefully by the time it comes around they’ll be brave enough to go back to their own room.”
According to the duo’s management, a number of shows in Belgium, India and Brazil have been cancelled, with Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike offering a full refund to all of their fan’s parents who bought tickets for their children, while any adults who bought tickets for themselves won’t be receiving any reimbursements because they should have know better.
