Three people have been reported dead in an office in Dublin, Ireland, after one of them opened a not safe for work, or NSFW, webpage during office hours.
The men, who have yet to be identified, were reportedly gathered around a computer “joking and laughing” moments before the unfortunate incident.
“They were just standing around having the craic, it was after four o’clock so everyone was winding down for the day,” explained mailroom worker Pat Reilly. “There’d been a few funny emails going around the office and I guess one of them must have been NSFW, the poor bastards mustn’t of noticed and opened it by accident.”
“The fucking computer exploded so it must have been something really kinky, not just your average side-tit or exposed arse crack that you usually get in NSFW,” presumed Pat, nicknamed Postman. “It was probably that ‘1 Million Times Paris Hilton DJd With No Knickers On’ that’s been doing the rounds.”
“The lads didn’t stand a chance,” recounted Reilly. “They were blown to bits, we’ll be wiping bits off them off the walls in the office for months. Now I know how Martin Garrix’s mum must feel when she’s cleaning his bedroom.”
“It’s an awful shame, even worse than that time Avicii remixed Faithless Insomnia, especially so close to Christmas,” continued Postman Pat. “I’m not complaining though, I got one of them in the office Kris Kindle so it’s after saving me a score.”
According to office management, it is a very emotional time for all employees but they would like to assure everyone that they will do their very best to ensure the Christmas party goes ahead next Thursday as scheduled.
