A man in an English nightclub double dropped blue ghosts last night, the results were truly shocking.
Blue ghosts, best known for appearing in the popular eighties video game Pac Man and making ravers all over Europe gurn, have been described as the “best thing to happen to pills since chunky Mitsubishis” making the man’s decision to double drop them a questionable one at best.
Just hours after double dropping witnesses described the man’s behaviour as “fucking hilarious” and “pathetically brilliant”.
“Those blue ghosts are very strong,” claimed bystander Ian Holmes. “I’d usually only take a half at a time but that lad went straight in for the kill and double dropped two of them. He’s very brave or very stupid but either way it was pretty funny for everyone in the club, except his friends who had to look after him.”
According to eyewitness Katie Thompson, the man’s night took a turn for the worst about twenty minutes after he has taken the pills.
“You could tell he was really coming up hard,” explained Katie. “One minute he was dancing normally and the next he was doubled over on the dance with his head in his hands. A couple of minutes later he was walking around with his eyes rolled into the back of his head knocking people’s drinks over like a one man mongoloid wrecking crew.”
“I think he thought he was in work because he was going around asking people if they knew what time the delivery was due in at and trying to stack invisible boxes in the corner of the dance floor,” revealed Ms. Thompson. “Then he thought my friend’s face was an ATM and started trying to press his eyes like they were buttons. He was a complete fucking mess.”
“The last I heard of him he had pissed his pants and was lying on the floor in the men’s toilet. His mother must be so proud.”
According to reports, the man’s friends are believed to have “given up on him” and put him in a taxi home after he stripped naked and tried to reenact various scene’s from the movie Titanic in the queue for the cloakroom.
