The not-so-popular lyricist and former Chancellor of Germany, Adolf Hitler, A.K.A The Führer, A.K.A The Dictator formerly known as “Bring The Holocaust” has been announced as the official MC at the Donald Trump rally in Milwaukee, Wisconsin today.
Trump, a long-time fan of Hitler’s work announced the appearance on twitter last night stating “They said we couldn’t get Hitler folks, well guess what? We got Hitler, isn’t it great?”
Bolstered by the appearance of his Third Reich hero, Trump has stepped up security measures at today’s rally due to recent troublemaking encouraged by evil Democrats such as the dangerous recluse Bernie Sanders.
On entering the arena today all women will be taken to one side and severely punished simply for existing. Meanwhile all minorities such as foreigners, the left-handed and the highly-skilled will be immediately put to death.
Some minorities such as overly intelligent Trump supporters will be spared punishment if they can be located.
Speaking with Wunderground this morning Adolf boasted “Today is amazing for me. I feel like I’m back in the game! I am huge fan of Trump. I think he can kill great things! He really has taken my previous work and run with it.”
Meanwhile Trump in response has stayed humble as usual stating “I’m merely standing on the shoulders of giants.”
