A girl who spent three hours bragging to work colleagues about how much alcohol she consumed over the weekend is said to have left them “seriously unimpressed”.
Twenty three year old, Louise Terry, who has recently started a job for a local publishing firm, is said to have spent all of Monday morning “waffling on” about her weekends antics, detailing every drink she “necked” and every bar she and her “squad owned”.
“It’s painful to hear,” said fifty one year old colleague, Bernard Green. “She’s been working here for a month and every Monday morning it’s the same bloody story about how she gets ridiculously smashed and does silly things. It’s as though she thinks telling us that she got through nine bottles of wine before throwing up in a nightclub is supposed to make us all think she’s really cool. It doesn’t, I think she’s an annoying little cunt.”
“As if people don’t detest Monday’s enough already. I used to hate getting up at seven a.m. and going to a job I’ve despised for twenty years. Now, I have to go there and put up with that fucking prick too. I know most youngsters are the same and live for the weekend but I don’t want to hear about it. I want her to do her job and stop telling us her shit stories.”
“We added each other on Instagram and it was the worst decision of my life,” claimed thirty two year old colleague Nadine Boone. “She is relentless in posting photos and videos of herself out on the piss. She’s all ‘oi oi’ and ‘faaaccck offff’. Very cringey. It’s as though she’s trying to prove to the world how much fun she is having. She looks like a knob.”
Wunderground managed to catch up with Louise with regards to her storytelling, “Fuck those boring old cunts in my office. Just because I’m still young enough to enjoy my life and they ain’t, they’re all jealous of me.”
