Man Divorces Wife Who “Kicked Off” About Him Attending Space Closing
A man has filed for divorce from his wife after she “kicked off” about him attending the Space closing fiesta earlier this year.
Thirty two year old Dave Jones, from Swindon, England, is said to have had the perfect family life with wife Estelle and twin daughters Lilly and Lucy but claims “some things are bigger than marriage” and Estelle’s behaviour is “something you can’t come back from”.
“It’s irreparable,” confirmed Dave. “I could handle her having an affair, stealing my money, or outing my cross-dressing bedroom behaviour but no way am I accepting her having a pop over my appearance at Space closing. I’ve been going to that club since I was a teenager so the fact it was shutting down for good meant nothing was stopping me from going.”
“I can’t work out what her problem is and, if I am honest, I don’t fucking care,” he continued. “The marriage is over and I’m going to be a free man, who can do whatever the fuck he pleases from here on in. I’m booking myself a ticket to Mexico over Christmas and New Year for BPM festival and nobody can stop me.”
Wunderground managed to speak to Estelle about the pending divorce, “I can’t wait to break up for good,” she told us. “Did he tell you that he went to Ibiza on the Saturday, which was our fifth wedding anniversary? Did he tell you the Sunday was the twins second birthday? Did he tell you the Monday was his mother’s funeral? He missed all of those very important things just to go and pop a few pills whilst listening to shit music with no lyrics. I mean who the fuck actually enjoys all that bang bang bang noise, really?”