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August 10, 2013
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Telltale Sign That You’ve Taken Enough Drugs

Here at Wunderground we don’t encourage any of our readers to take drugs. However, we do know that lots of you probably do, so in order to help you take them responsibly, we’ve put together a list of telltale signs that mean it’s probably about time you stopped the binge and went home…

The first telltale sign that you’ve clearly had enough drugs is when you find yourself listening to music that is clearly shit but in your inebriated state you find yourself toe tapping and thinking to yourself, ‘this is actually quite good.’ The danger here is that when you go to see what it is that’s playing and discover it’s actually Afrojack you are likely to go into shock or even worse.

We all know that drugs come in all shapes and sizes and can have any number of effects on the human body. Some make you feel euphoric and give you energy while others can relax you but excess of either scenario can leave you in a spot of bother. If you happen to be in a super relaxed state you need to be careful that you don’t lose control of any of the natural functions of the human body, especially not bowel functions. Nothing says it’s time to go home quite like inadvertently filling your pants. Not only will you feel a little uncomfortable but people won’t really want to be around you anymore.

We’ve all snapped out of a buzz in a strange place at some point in our lives. Sometimes it’s funny, other times it’s confusing. There are however other times when you need to take a serious look at yourself and tell you’ve had enough. Airports, ferry ports and international train stations are not the places you want to be when emerging back to awareness from an intoxicated state. We’re all for last minute holidays but this is taking the whole idea a little too far, you never know where you might end up and nobody wants to accidentally spend a week wondering the streets of Lagos with nothing but a half gram of ketamine in your pocket.

Last on our list of the telltale signs that you’ve had enough drugs is the blood stained knife. Now while it’s quite possible that you just found the knife in its blood soaked state or that you’ve been doing some recreational butchering on meat that was bought legally, chances are, if you’ve been on a three day met amphetamine binge, that you’ve been on a bit of a rampage and inflicted stab wounds on multiple people. This probably seems like the most unlikely telltale sign on the list but just look at every Swedish House Mafia concert, ever, and you’ll see that it actually happens on a regular basis. Either way you’ll know you have had enough and you’ll probably want to lay low for a while.

Graham

Graham

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