In rather disturbing news, Paris Hilton and Pauly D have announced that they will film and release a sex tape if they make it onto the DJ Mag Top 100 poll.
The pair, pictured above at Hilton’s Foam and Diamonds night in Amnesia, made the seedy promise to fans today via their Twitter accounts.
Paris Hilton, famous for being fond of dick, said, “OMG what a totally sparkly roller-coaster ride of a year! The only thing that could make it any better would be a place on the DJ Mag Top 100. Who would like to see me and #PaulyD make a home video, wink, wink. Well if we both make the list that’s what we’re going to do!! YOLO!! Vote now please.”
Pauly D, star of MTV‘s Jersey Shore, tweeted, “Vote for me and #ParisHilton in #DJMag Top 100 poll and we’ll make a sex tape. I’ll bang the shit of of that slut, I don’t even care if I catch an STD, I wanna be on that list!”
The desperate attempt to secure votes has been met with disdain from all areas of the EDM community. Steven Boyle, president of the Perverts of Electro Dance Association or PEDA, responded to the tweets, “I can’t believe this, it’s totally sick. I’m a proud pervert but this is going to far, who wants to see that skinny bag of bones getting screwed by a total jack ass. I could see better under a pier. We’ve checked through our PEDA files and this is without doubt the sickest thing that’s happened in the world of EDM since Benni Benasi played an eight hour set using only his ass hole to control the decks, some people have no shame!”
Ruth Pierce, a spokesperson for DJ Mag gave this short statement, “We do not condone the tactics used by Miss Hilton and Mr. D to secure votes. However, what they chose to do if they make the list is their choice.”
Bookmakers have this afternoon slashed odds on both DJs making the list to 2/1 after a sudden upsurge in votes.
It is also rumoured that David Guetta and Axwell are considering making a similar offer to their fans in a heinous attemp to buy votes for the up coming poll.
Honestly? Nobody wants to see that anyway urgh. why doesnt she just pay them off? Nobody takes DJ mag seriously anymore because of bullshit like this, arrogant attention seeking whore.
Bullshit article. No sources, and nowhere else on the internet reports it. People, please spend 2 mins fact checking before you believe this shit, and I urge any readers of this site to stop using it.