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A techno themed wedding in a Berlin nightclub was categorically ruined after the best man used a pre recorded speech during the ceremony. Newly weds, Hans and Lina, are believed to be

People all over England are hoping to see Scotland vote yes for independence in Thursday week’s eagerly anticipated referendum. While the referendum could potentially mean the end of Great Britain and bring

The entire world, apart from a small group of degenerates, are today celebrating after the latest series of Geordie Shore came to a close last night. Geordie Shore, which has been described

British Prime Minister David Cameron has sent a stark warning to the nation’s parents by indicating that recreational drug use is turning their children into foreigners. Cameron’s claims, which are based on

A man who went out after work last Friday and didn’t get home until Monday lunchtime has made the decision to ring in sick to work for the second consecutive day in

DJ Mag have announced plans to revamp their Top 100 DJs poll by introducing a new Tops Off point system that will see DJs awarded ranking points for people who take their

Sasha and Digweed have shocked the music world today by announcing that they are set to adopt an African Orphan. Making the announcement at a press conference in New York, the duo,

The state of California has today announced that crystal meth is to be downgraded from a schedule II controlled substance and will now be treated as a semi-precious stone. California state governor

Swedish EDM star Axwell has today announced plans top quit the music industry after discovering that he was not a real DJ while taking the poweful hallucinogenic DMT. DMT, often described as

DJs all over the world are now deliberately making mistakes during their mixes to prove to fans and critics that they are in fact real DJs. The latest craze, known as miss-mixing,